The Downer’s Guide to DeMotivational Quotes[Annotated]

This book is designed as a “bathroom” book. One to entertain the mind and refresh the spirit. I feel it’s nice to see famous people as who they really are, alcoholics, crazy, nymphomaniacs, skeptics, kleptomaniacs, normal.

I hope you are intrigued by the advice of others. This book is full of advice on what not to do. This is not designed to motivate you in any way, get you excited about a new sales job, or offer proper relationship advice. If you choose to offer any of these quotes during an office meeting, remember to proceed at your own risk!


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