The tale of a boy who fell into the paw-hands of a villain crazier than the Mad Hatter and more puffed up than Mr Toad…
Noah Padgett’s new stepmother treats him as the worst inconvenience in the world. She wants him to disappear out of her life, along with Bluebell, the nuisance puppy his father bought him for his birthday. Her wish comes true, although too fast for her to notice, after Noah clicks the wrong link on his computer at midnight.
Mad entrepreneur Monsieur Percival Poodle is the self-appointed ruler of Zyx, a dimension where Canis sapiens is the predominant species. Percival likes to collect alien specimens, and two of them have just arrived in his dimension from Earth. One is a primitive four-legged chocolate Labrador and the other a human boy.
Mercenary Lurcher Sergeant Salt works for the highest bidder and makes it his policy to extract maximum profit from jobs. This means selling his alien captives separately, however much distress it causes them.
Fate has already stolen Noah’s beloved mum from him, to replace her with a stepmother from hell. Now it seems that Fate has struck again, by stealing Bluebell and leaving Noah to languish in a high security hospital for criminally insane Canis sapiens, with no apparent means of escape and terrified for his precious puppy’s safety.
Audience Guidelines
Younger middle grade advanced readers (aged 8/9)
Upper middle grade/young adult lower grade (aged 10-13)
Adults who enjoy reading children’s fiction
