Memorable Quotations: Famous Curmudgeons

This collection of remarkable quotations is a gem of discerning wisdom and astute wit gleaned from the words of famous Curmudgeons: Goodman Ace, Lord Acton, Franklin Pierce Adams, Joseph Addison, George Ade, Fred Allen, Woody Allen, Sir Kingsley Amis, Tallulah Bankhead, Charles Baudelaire, Sir Max Beerbohm, Brendan Behan, Robert Benchley, Ambrose Bierce, Daniel J. Boorstin, Andre Breton, Heywood Broun, Lenny Bruce, Art Buchwald, Samuel Butler, Lord Byron, Albert Camus, Truman Capote, Louis-Ferdinand Celine, Nicolas de Chamfort, Raymond Chandler, G. K. Chesterton, Sir Winston Churchill, E. M. Cioran, Georges Clemenceau, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Cyril Connolly, Quentin Crisp, Clarence Darrow, Peter De Vries, Denis Diderot, Benjamin Disraeli, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Ralph Waldo Emerson, William Faulkner, Henry Fielding, W.C. Fields, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Anatole France, Benjamin Franklin, Sigmund Freud, Robert Frost, Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, Paul Goodman, J. B. S. Haldane, Heinrich Heine, Joseph Heller, Ernest Hemingway, Alfred Hitchcock, Thomas Hobbes, Eric Hoffer, Aldous Huxley, Henry James, Jerome K. Jerome, Samuel Johnson, Ben Jonson, Franz Kafka, Jean Kerr, Karl Kraus, R. D. Laing, D. H. Lawrence, Stanislaw Lec, Oscar Levant, Clare Boothe Luce, Don Marquis, Groucho Marx, W. Somerset Maugham, Mary McCarthy, H. L. Mencken, Henry Miller, George Moore, Robert Morley, Vladimir Nabokov, George Jean Nathan, Friedrich Nietzsche, George Orwell, John Osborne, Thomas Paine, Dorothy Parker, S. J. Perelman, Alexander Pope, Marcel Proust, Will Rogers, Jean Rostand, Bertrand Russell, Saki, Carl Sandburg, George Santayana, Jean-Paul Sartre, Delmore Schwartz, George Bernard Shaw, Stendhal, J. August Strindberg, James Thurber, Leo Tolstoy, Voltaire, Evelyn Waugh, H. G. Wells, Mae West, Rebecca West, Alfred North Whitehead, Oscar Wilde, Billy Wilder, Tennessee Williams, Ludwig Wittgenstein, P.G. Wodehouse, and Israel Zangwill.