A laugh out loud seasonal novella from Nick Spalding, the bestselling author of the smash hit comedies Fat Chance & Love... From Both Sides.
One man. Three women. Twelve days to achieve Yuletide sexual glory!
Christmas is coming and Matt Bunion is on a mission. Somehow, he's made the huge mistake of remaining a virgin well into his twenties - a grievous error he fully intends to rectify before the Queen's speech starts.
But it's not going to be easy...
What with strange requests to molest living room furniture, painfully inserted action figures, and an extremely festive lady of the night, Matt will be lucky to reach Boxing Day with his pride and manhood still intact.
From the best-selling author of FAT CHANCE & LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES comes the laugh-out-loud story of one man's quest to make this Christmas go with a bang.
This is a 24,000 word novella - about 115 pages in paperback.
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Reviews for Nick Spalding & Blue Christmas Balls:
'Spalding made headlines last year when Amazon revealed he was one of their best selling authors, selling over 400,000 copies on Kindle. It was obviously only a matter of time before someone snapped him up.' The Daily Mail.
'Spalding is literally a comedy genius.' Chick Lit Reviews & News
'Nick Spalding managed to make me laugh until my sides hurt and I had tears running down my face.' Shaz's Book Boudoir Blog
'Absolutely hilarious.' Fabulous Magazine, The Sun
'Downright hilarious.' Closer Magazine
'This book is hilarious and it certain delivers lots of comical situations and pithy observations ... The ending was wonderful. Another winner from Nick Spalding.' Ruth Saberton
The sequel - Buzzing Easter Bunnies - is out now!
One man. Three women. Twelve days to achieve Yuletide sexual glory!
Christmas is coming and Matt Bunion is on a mission. Somehow, he's made the huge mistake of remaining a virgin well into his twenties - a grievous error he fully intends to rectify before the Queen's speech starts.
But it's not going to be easy...
What with strange requests to molest living room furniture, painfully inserted action figures, and an extremely festive lady of the night, Matt will be lucky to reach Boxing Day with his pride and manhood still intact.
From the best-selling author of FAT CHANCE & LOVE... FROM BOTH SIDES comes the laugh-out-loud story of one man's quest to make this Christmas go with a bang.
This is a 24,000 word novella - about 115 pages in paperback.
***
Reviews for Nick Spalding & Blue Christmas Balls:
'Spalding made headlines last year when Amazon revealed he was one of their best selling authors, selling over 400,000 copies on Kindle. It was obviously only a matter of time before someone snapped him up.' The Daily Mail.
'Spalding is literally a comedy genius.' Chick Lit Reviews & News
'Nick Spalding managed to make me laugh until my sides hurt and I had tears running down my face.' Shaz's Book Boudoir Blog
'Absolutely hilarious.' Fabulous Magazine, The Sun
'Downright hilarious.' Closer Magazine
'This book is hilarious and it certain delivers lots of comical situations and pithy observations ... The ending was wonderful. Another winner from Nick Spalding.' Ruth Saberton
The sequel - Buzzing Easter Bunnies - is out now!
