You’ve got a What in your Where?

During the many incidents experienced while the author has worked as a staff nurse in A & E, patients, visitors and colleagues would say; "Someone ought to put that in a book". She did and this is the hilarious result. You ve Got a What in your Where? is not authorised or endorsed by the National Health Service, it is merely a collection of events during my years within that fine institution. Events have not necessarily been placed in strict chronological order, as literary licence has been needed at times. All names of patients and staff have been changed in order to preserve confidentiality, anonymity and downright embarrassment. The name of the principal hospital and some place names have also been changed. Many people working within the NHS, and particularly the Accident and Emergency Department will find that lots of the stories contained within this book are somewhat familiar the settings may change, but human beings do not.