Simon is the opinionated co-owner, with his long-suffering wife, of a seaside Bed and Breakfast guesthouse in Devon. He catapults from one to crisis to another, usually of his own making. His angst is caused by his teenage son, his in-laws, his cleaning staff, a prisoner, guests and a long-running feud with another hotelier.
He finds himself mixed up in a campaign to make dog owners clean up dog mess, and has several brushes with the law due to his fixation with his guests. His determination to smother the premises with signs forbidding a long range of activities by his guests causes annoyance.
Simon is always right. His attitude makes for hilarious reading. These diaries are written in the common everyday language, being private thoughts.
He finds himself mixed up in a campaign to make dog owners clean up dog mess, and has several brushes with the law due to his fixation with his guests. His determination to smother the premises with signs forbidding a long range of activities by his guests causes annoyance.
Simon is always right. His attitude makes for hilarious reading. These diaries are written in the common everyday language, being private thoughts.
