There are a lot of criminals around - but, fortunately for the rest of us, a lot of them are really quite dense.
Like the bungling burglar who logged on to his own Facebook page at his victim's house - and forgot to turn the computer off when he left, or the stupid bank robber who made his escape in his own car - complete with personalised number plates, or the idiotic criminal who tried to hand himself into the police... in order to collect the reward.
Award-winning writer Andrew Penman has scoured the country for this hilarious collection of those who are not just bad, but also dim very dim.
'Andrew Penman enjoys a laugh at the expense of Britain's most stupid burglars' - The Mirror
'Exploits so dim-witted it's surprising they ever managed to keep themselves breathing long enough to commit any crime' - Wales Online
Illustrated with cartoons drawn by Neil Kerber.
Like the bungling burglar who logged on to his own Facebook page at his victim's house - and forgot to turn the computer off when he left, or the stupid bank robber who made his escape in his own car - complete with personalised number plates, or the idiotic criminal who tried to hand himself into the police... in order to collect the reward.
Award-winning writer Andrew Penman has scoured the country for this hilarious collection of those who are not just bad, but also dim very dim.
'Andrew Penman enjoys a laugh at the expense of Britain's most stupid burglars' - The Mirror
'Exploits so dim-witted it's surprising they ever managed to keep themselves breathing long enough to commit any crime' - Wales Online
Illustrated with cartoons drawn by Neil Kerber.
