Musings on life, the universe and Food by a small black and white cat as told to the Skinny Man and Noisy Woman
Fluffy Ratbag is a small black-and-white tomcat (or rather, ex-tomcat as he points out with an understandable degree of bitterness. Not that he's bearing a grudge or anything). He lives with the Skinny Man and Noisy Woman and is pleased to pass on his Wisdom to his fellow felines in the form of the celebrated Fluffy Ratbag's Guides for Cats and his Worl' Famous Cautionary Tales.
With a long-term catnip habit, an ongoing dispute with Butch - the Ginger Tom next door - and a small-time protection racket down the local sheltered housing, Fluffy Ratbag has terrorised the neighbourhood. On the way, he has brought the Skinny Man and Noisy Woman to the edge of sanity, safe in the knowledge that a carefully-timed purr turned up to maximum will do much to turn aside anger.
To the casual observer then, Fluffy Ratbag may look like an unmade bed, but he has tasted life, eaten much of it and thrown up the rest into the Skinny Man's slipper. Based on his popular blog, The Secret World of Fluffy Ratbag is a story of passion, despair and an unhealthy obsession with fish-chunks in jelly. Oh, And his groin.
Fluffy Ratbag is a small black-and-white tomcat (or rather, ex-tomcat as he points out with an understandable degree of bitterness. Not that he's bearing a grudge or anything). He lives with the Skinny Man and Noisy Woman and is pleased to pass on his Wisdom to his fellow felines in the form of the celebrated Fluffy Ratbag's Guides for Cats and his Worl' Famous Cautionary Tales.
With a long-term catnip habit, an ongoing dispute with Butch - the Ginger Tom next door - and a small-time protection racket down the local sheltered housing, Fluffy Ratbag has terrorised the neighbourhood. On the way, he has brought the Skinny Man and Noisy Woman to the edge of sanity, safe in the knowledge that a carefully-timed purr turned up to maximum will do much to turn aside anger.
To the casual observer then, Fluffy Ratbag may look like an unmade bed, but he has tasted life, eaten much of it and thrown up the rest into the Skinny Man's slipper. Based on his popular blog, The Secret World of Fluffy Ratbag is a story of passion, despair and an unhealthy obsession with fish-chunks in jelly. Oh, And his groin.
