Ian Bridges has a job he excels at, works his own hours and earns good money, but he's not a happy man. He wants more from life and longs to find that special lady to share his success with. The problem is the only women he ever meets in his line of work usually end up dead.
Still, Bridges is not to be put off and he's determined to find his Miss Right even if it means him having to kill every women in Britain.
'King's writing is sharp and his humour as black and Donald Rumsfeld's heart' – Maxim
'Danny King is quick becoming the Nick Horny of British crime fiction' – The Big Issue in the North
'King's prose has no limits of resource, invention and cracking humour' – London Student Guide
'A politically incorrect read that'll make you both wince and smile' – Tangled Web UK
'The Hitman Diaries is very funny and so compelling that once started it has to be finished – a fundamental quality of successful crime novels. A grubby, guilty pleasure' – The Times
'One of the few writers who can make me laugh out loud' – David Baddiel
Still, Bridges is not to be put off and he's determined to find his Miss Right even if it means him having to kill every women in Britain.
'King's writing is sharp and his humour as black and Donald Rumsfeld's heart' – Maxim
'Danny King is quick becoming the Nick Horny of British crime fiction' – The Big Issue in the North
'King's prose has no limits of resource, invention and cracking humour' – London Student Guide
'A politically incorrect read that'll make you both wince and smile' – Tangled Web UK
'The Hitman Diaries is very funny and so compelling that once started it has to be finished – a fundamental quality of successful crime novels. A grubby, guilty pleasure' – The Times
'One of the few writers who can make me laugh out loud' – David Baddiel