There lies a place about four billion light years from here. I’m rounding up as it’s closer to four than three. This place is in a galaxy called Ursula Nebula. Within this galaxy lies a planet called Circo, and on that planet is an island called Enormous Island. The funny thing about Enormous Island is that it isn’t that big. In fact, Little Island just by the side is twice as large.
On this island lies a town called Clingthorpe, arguably the most distinguished town in the County of Throckshire. Throckshire is a place very similar to Yorkshire on planet Earth, except not quite as good, and nobody plays cricket. Instead the locals follow a sport called goose chasing, which as the name would suggest, is a sport that involves the chasing of geese. Then there are the sheep shigglers, who are clearly a law unto themselves.
In this town lives a man called Maurice Twistle. On first glance this man seems like any other man, except for the fact that he wears only tweed. I say only tweed, but that is not strictly true. He does sometimes wear other materials as a minority, but generally, just tweed. In reality it’s not tweed as there is no tweed on the planet Circo, but it’s a material very similar to tweed, and if I was to call it by its local name then things may get confusing.
On closer observation, however, Maurice Twistle is a man with many secrets. A man who may know the secret of life and who reckons he knows the truth about the Fabled Tapestry of Paragon. The thing is will anyone listen, and will he be able to save planet Circo from impending doom?
On this island lies a town called Clingthorpe, arguably the most distinguished town in the County of Throckshire. Throckshire is a place very similar to Yorkshire on planet Earth, except not quite as good, and nobody plays cricket. Instead the locals follow a sport called goose chasing, which as the name would suggest, is a sport that involves the chasing of geese. Then there are the sheep shigglers, who are clearly a law unto themselves.
In this town lives a man called Maurice Twistle. On first glance this man seems like any other man, except for the fact that he wears only tweed. I say only tweed, but that is not strictly true. He does sometimes wear other materials as a minority, but generally, just tweed. In reality it’s not tweed as there is no tweed on the planet Circo, but it’s a material very similar to tweed, and if I was to call it by its local name then things may get confusing.
On closer observation, however, Maurice Twistle is a man with many secrets. A man who may know the secret of life and who reckons he knows the truth about the Fabled Tapestry of Paragon. The thing is will anyone listen, and will he be able to save planet Circo from impending doom?
