This is the best book of its kind ever written in ANY universe, with quotations covering positive topics like wealth, bling, making money, being rich, getting that paper, living richly, and…yeah…did we mention wealth?
No, seriously. We mean it.
It's a small book, and that is by design.
You totally could have gone out and bought a massive book of quotations, one of those gigantic doorstops. In fact, if you haven't yet, we recommend you do, because those books are pretty cool. You know what, though? The problem with shit like that is you’re not actually gonna go and read it.
It’s become cliché to point this out, but it’s true. What’s true? Well, the fact that there is simply so much coming at you these days: your stupid Netflix queue, your stupid Facebook friends, your stupid Twitter feed, your stupid Spotify playlist, your stupid friends text-messaging you across fifty billion different app platforms, plus whatever next stupid social media fad breaks out over the next year. Not to mention all the books you want to read, especially the ones you’ve bought and haven’t read yet.
So, no, you’re not gonna go read a doorstop book. Not even a doorstop digital book. You need your shit cut down and bite-sized. And that’s why we wrote this book.
You know we’re right.
No matter how old you are or are aren’t, you don't have time to waste. So don't let oversized books waste your time.
Frankly, a lot of those massive quotation books contain way too many shit quotes: they’re all about the quantity, not the quality. And a book of shit quotes, even a really well-researched one, is still a book of shit quotes. So you’re often paying to have a pile of shit literally dumped into your brain through your eyes. Cheap shit in bulk is still shit, man. Like, if you’re cool with that, go for it. But if, on the other hand, like Peace Pilgrim, you don’t want junk food, junk thoughts or junk ideas in your life, then this book is for you.
Anyway, yeah, this book is a real gem. A treasure trove, son. As you probably already know, 2016 is a leap year, with 366 days, so a quote book with only 365 days’ worth of quotes in it just won’t cut the mustard. We’ve got you covered with 366 days’ worth of wealth wisdom, so you can take that shit, ponder it, be inspired and live it every day of the year.
The quotes come from all the thousands of wealth books we combed through during our research. Some also actually come from Internet-based authors.
Before you go screaming and running for the hills, hear us out.
Sturgeon’s Law famously postulates that 90% of everything is crappy. So, like, 90% of science fiction is shit. And even 90% of the Beatles’ songs are shit.
In the case of the Internet, Sturgeon was wrong: 99.999% of the Internet is shit, certainly when it comes to what’s written and read there, particularly about wealth. But that still leaves a 0.001% kernel of non-shitty awesomeness, of diamonds in the turd rough.
The Internet is a dangerous place for your time and your mind and we don’t recommend going there unprotected. We have gone and done the hard and dangerous work for you by finding the gems, so you don’t have to. We trudged through the turds to find you some diamonds.
You’re welcome.
Any person, in any profession, can benefit from a great quote every day. Especially a person with a mind to living an awesome life.
Now go forth and be awesome!
No, seriously. We mean it.
It's a small book, and that is by design.
You totally could have gone out and bought a massive book of quotations, one of those gigantic doorstops. In fact, if you haven't yet, we recommend you do, because those books are pretty cool. You know what, though? The problem with shit like that is you’re not actually gonna go and read it.
It’s become cliché to point this out, but it’s true. What’s true? Well, the fact that there is simply so much coming at you these days: your stupid Netflix queue, your stupid Facebook friends, your stupid Twitter feed, your stupid Spotify playlist, your stupid friends text-messaging you across fifty billion different app platforms, plus whatever next stupid social media fad breaks out over the next year. Not to mention all the books you want to read, especially the ones you’ve bought and haven’t read yet.
So, no, you’re not gonna go read a doorstop book. Not even a doorstop digital book. You need your shit cut down and bite-sized. And that’s why we wrote this book.
You know we’re right.
No matter how old you are or are aren’t, you don't have time to waste. So don't let oversized books waste your time.
Frankly, a lot of those massive quotation books contain way too many shit quotes: they’re all about the quantity, not the quality. And a book of shit quotes, even a really well-researched one, is still a book of shit quotes. So you’re often paying to have a pile of shit literally dumped into your brain through your eyes. Cheap shit in bulk is still shit, man. Like, if you’re cool with that, go for it. But if, on the other hand, like Peace Pilgrim, you don’t want junk food, junk thoughts or junk ideas in your life, then this book is for you.
Anyway, yeah, this book is a real gem. A treasure trove, son. As you probably already know, 2016 is a leap year, with 366 days, so a quote book with only 365 days’ worth of quotes in it just won’t cut the mustard. We’ve got you covered with 366 days’ worth of wealth wisdom, so you can take that shit, ponder it, be inspired and live it every day of the year.
The quotes come from all the thousands of wealth books we combed through during our research. Some also actually come from Internet-based authors.
Before you go screaming and running for the hills, hear us out.
Sturgeon’s Law famously postulates that 90% of everything is crappy. So, like, 90% of science fiction is shit. And even 90% of the Beatles’ songs are shit.
In the case of the Internet, Sturgeon was wrong: 99.999% of the Internet is shit, certainly when it comes to what’s written and read there, particularly about wealth. But that still leaves a 0.001% kernel of non-shitty awesomeness, of diamonds in the turd rough.
The Internet is a dangerous place for your time and your mind and we don’t recommend going there unprotected. We have gone and done the hard and dangerous work for you by finding the gems, so you don’t have to. We trudged through the turds to find you some diamonds.
You’re welcome.
Any person, in any profession, can benefit from a great quote every day. Especially a person with a mind to living an awesome life.
Now go forth and be awesome!
