Advisory: Do NOT read this in public. Not suitable for work. (Barely suitable for private places!)
Causes outbursts of laughter, in which case people around you will think you're crazy, and that's embarrassing...
Amazon Bestselling Author and Comedian Storyteller tells the true(ish) story of a sexy College chick who accidentally became a Military Spy - flying Airborne Recon missions around the world, while highlighting the hilarious adventures, misadventures, drunken scandals and questionable shenanigans happening behind the scenes.Follow along on the insider stories you've never heard, from the comedic, female perspective you're not expecting. Step directly into Sonja's boots and join her from Flight Training to Survival School, as well on overseas travel throughout Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. You'll fly with her in peace. And you'll also go to war...
- What's it like as military aircrew, in the cockpit, as a woman?
- What scandals really arise on those overseas deployments?
- Sexual harassment, looming affairs, fraternization and both purposeful/accidental nudity abound in this rollicking and explosive Military Comedy memoir
All the inappropriate sexual innuendo and weird inner monologues we each have running through our heads but never say... well this chick is saying them! Unapologetic, politically incorrect, and very awkwardly endearing, you'll find yourself cringing and rooting for your new favorite girl at the same time.
Women find a new best friend in the author. Men love to hate to love her!
Twists and turns, unbelievable international adventures and mishaps from England to Greece to Saudi Arabia to Japan, unveil a story you'd never imagine could happen to just one person. And in the end an uplifting message prevails: Let our human weirdness connect us all!
Take one part Military Officer, one part Desperate Housewife, and one part Stand-Up Comic. Stir. Serve immediately. United States Air Force. Aviator. OIF/OEF/War on Terror Veteran.
