Robots! They want your vote because they know what's best for you. You need four pieces of broccoli and should send Furry-Girl/Changeling on the robot dating site a smiley face. There is an 87% chance on the third date she'll morph into you and touch your genitals. Wait, what about the female voters? She'll still do it. That girl has boundary issues, but you're the one to solve them! After the fourth date, of course.
Robo-Politicians is a collection of comics, poems, and generally awesome comments about robots, science fiction, fantasy, life, religion, sex, and there even a thing about Billy Collins. The guy will be dead soon, there isn't time to find a more suitable venue for work regarding the aging poet! Quick, someone steal his brain and put it in a robot dog! It'll be adorable!
Robo-Politicians is a collection of comics, poems, and generally awesome comments about robots, science fiction, fantasy, life, religion, sex, and there even a thing about Billy Collins. The guy will be dead soon, there isn't time to find a more suitable venue for work regarding the aging poet! Quick, someone steal his brain and put it in a robot dog! It'll be adorable!
