If you like your humor over the edge, and if you like your humor with a huge hunk of raw reality and a giant chunk of crass cynicism tossed in, then Rio Retardo might be the read for you. There is no weaseling, no waffling, no wussing out with Goodrich—you know exactly where his shadow falls on any given issue—be it life, death, sanity, unsanity, crime, politics, pit bulls running loose terrorizing the neighborhood, or mummified 95-year-old geezers mistaking gas pedals for brakes and blasting holes through post office walls. Truly, this is a hilarious, if bizarre, look at everyday life in Post-sanity 21st-Century America.
What meth-addicts, trailer trash and kiddie fiddlers are saying about Rio Retardo . . .
“Any one who would write this kinda crap--or any one who would actually read this kinda crap--should be quickly killed . . . or slowly tortured . . . or quickly tortured and slowly killed!” ---Loser #1
“Yeah, like, you know, I mean, like what is this dude trying to say? I mean, you know, like wow! He is reeeally down on pit bulls and old people and stuff. He hates perverts too.” ---Loser #2
What rocket scientists, brain surgeons and Mensa members are saying about Rio Retardo . . .
“Laughed my guts out. Couldn’t stop. Goodrich is a friggen genius.”
---Winner #1
“Without a doubt, and beyond question, this is the greatest book ever penned by the hand of man. Buy a copy for each of your friends and family members! In fact, buy 5 for each of your friends, family members . . . even strangers.” ---Winner #2
What meth-addicts, trailer trash and kiddie fiddlers are saying about Rio Retardo . . .
“Any one who would write this kinda crap--or any one who would actually read this kinda crap--should be quickly killed . . . or slowly tortured . . . or quickly tortured and slowly killed!” ---Loser #1
“Yeah, like, you know, I mean, like what is this dude trying to say? I mean, you know, like wow! He is reeeally down on pit bulls and old people and stuff. He hates perverts too.” ---Loser #2
What rocket scientists, brain surgeons and Mensa members are saying about Rio Retardo . . .
“Laughed my guts out. Couldn’t stop. Goodrich is a friggen genius.”
---Winner #1
“Without a doubt, and beyond question, this is the greatest book ever penned by the hand of man. Buy a copy for each of your friends and family members! In fact, buy 5 for each of your friends, family members . . . even strangers.” ---Winner #2
