Christians, you have a new savior.
Don't worry. This one's Jewish too.
And his name is Ralph Pincus.
Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie exploitation? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?
All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas.
Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.
This book includes both Book 1: The Introductions and Book 2: The King, The Virgin, and The Fool, available separately as ebooks until June 2014.
Don't worry. This one's Jewish too.
And his name is Ralph Pincus.
Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie exploitation? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?
All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas.
Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.
This book includes both Book 1: The Introductions and Book 2: The King, The Virgin, and The Fool, available separately as ebooks until June 2014.
