Many millions of people around the world want to improve their French. Are you one of them? You may have tried one of those Learn-French-in-a-week CD ROMS, or a boring grammar course, or perhaps a mind-numbing self-study course? Are you looking for something that is a joy to use? Something that will entertain you while you learn? Learn some French without even realising it? Something that over fifteen thousand people have downloaded already – and loved? Look no further than Learn French With Jokes.
You’ll hear classics like:
« Maman, je n’aime pas cette viande, est-ce que je peux la donner au chien ? »
« Non chéri, c’est le chien. »
viande = meat (you get help with vocabulary)
Translation : On the following page there’s a translation so you can check your understanding of the French text.
“Mummy, I don't like this meat. Can I give it to the dog?”
“No, dear, that is the dog.”
Reading is a great way to improve your French and Learn French with Jokes is a great way to start reading – with around 3500 French words. You are rewarded every few lines with a laugh (or a groan). Some of the jokes are for children while others are more adult, though nothing that would make your grandmother blush.
Here’s one more for you.
Le petit garçon : Tu m’aimes ?
La petite fille : Naturellement que je t’aime.
Le petit garçon : Combien de temps tu m’aimeras ?
La petite fille : Je t’aimerai toujours.
Le petit garçon : Combien de temps, toujours ?
La petite fille : A peu près une semaine.
A peu près = about
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Of course I love you.
Boy: How long will you love me for?
Girl: I will love you forever.
Boy: How long is forever?
Girl: About a week.
Make this year the one that you make serious progress with your French!
You’ll hear classics like:
« Maman, je n’aime pas cette viande, est-ce que je peux la donner au chien ? »
« Non chéri, c’est le chien. »
viande = meat (you get help with vocabulary)
Translation : On the following page there’s a translation so you can check your understanding of the French text.
“Mummy, I don't like this meat. Can I give it to the dog?”
“No, dear, that is the dog.”
Reading is a great way to improve your French and Learn French with Jokes is a great way to start reading – with around 3500 French words. You are rewarded every few lines with a laugh (or a groan). Some of the jokes are for children while others are more adult, though nothing that would make your grandmother blush.
Here’s one more for you.
Le petit garçon : Tu m’aimes ?
La petite fille : Naturellement que je t’aime.
Le petit garçon : Combien de temps tu m’aimeras ?
La petite fille : Je t’aimerai toujours.
Le petit garçon : Combien de temps, toujours ?
La petite fille : A peu près une semaine.
A peu près = about
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Of course I love you.
Boy: How long will you love me for?
Girl: I will love you forever.
Boy: How long is forever?
Girl: About a week.
Make this year the one that you make serious progress with your French!
