Greece my palm with dreams

There's something hugely enjoyable laughing at others people's embarrassment and this book is no exception. Buying a place in the sun is the dream of many. On making the move you either maintain a stiff upper lip and have social intercourse solely with fellow ex-pats - or you get down and dirty living a life with the village people. A lifetime's baggage of British culture flew out the window when we found our house way back in the last century, when Maggie Thatcher was on the throne. Over the years we've come to adopt a different way of life that's had many moments we'd like to share. Whoever in their wildest dreams would believe they could ever be fancied by a turkey? What are the social graces required when asked to 'pee now' in front of company? Are eight sacks of sheep droppings more condusive than eight sacks of pig poo? Read the book and you'll learn the riveting answers - and a whole lot more besides.