Roger Drake is just your average gay vampire, adopted son of a Conservative MP, lazy, privileged, cocaine addicted, Cambridge educated, self-confessed 'Almost landed gentry for fuck's sake' but more importantly sexually frustrated minor celebrity and struggling TV Chef.
Of course he would love to become the world’s most famous vampire so he pocket the dosh, seduce his manager and see his overbearing stepmother die projectiley vomiting with murderous jealously but obviously with as little effort as unhumanly possible.
Will his politically incorrect adventures through the murky work of UK media land him his prime time cookery chat show on BBC1 or will he eventually be caught out by his lust for blood cocaine, sex and money, his scurrilous immorality and the skeletons that spring out from various cupboards along the way like so many unexploded cluster bombs in a Palestinian playground.
“This is very easily the funniest book I've ever read. It nearly killed me more than once. Absolutely nonstop bloody hilarious. 10/10.”
The Stuffing-it-to-Em Post @Bogsport Com
Of course he would love to become the world’s most famous vampire so he pocket the dosh, seduce his manager and see his overbearing stepmother die projectiley vomiting with murderous jealously but obviously with as little effort as unhumanly possible.
Will his politically incorrect adventures through the murky work of UK media land him his prime time cookery chat show on BBC1 or will he eventually be caught out by his lust for blood cocaine, sex and money, his scurrilous immorality and the skeletons that spring out from various cupboards along the way like so many unexploded cluster bombs in a Palestinian playground.
“This is very easily the funniest book I've ever read. It nearly killed me more than once. Absolutely nonstop bloody hilarious. 10/10.”
The Stuffing-it-to-Em Post @Bogsport Com
