Welcome to Bangkok, homo-sapiens!

Gay man has dreamed of Bangkok since he first walked erect. This is your gay guide to this bustling and very gay metropolis, including:

How to be gay in Thailand

Where to lay your head

How to speak of your twig and berries in Thai gay slang

Where to meet hot Thai guys, whether you want to pay or not

Best ports of call if you want to cruise

Dating -- offline and online through websites and apps

Naggy Nellie's Bangkok safety tips so you don't regret your trip

Bradley Chetworth is an American former travel writer turned Fortune 500 executive who has been traveling to Bangkok for the past twenty years, for business but mostly lots of pleasure. He knows the city inside out and sideways, and speaks enough Thai to banter with the rough guys he advises you steer clear of. This guide is Bradley's summation of his own experience, as well as the experiences of his friends and colleagues, both Thai and American.

With some study, Bangkok can be truly the world's best gay destination, no matter what you're into. This guide is your key to unlocking Bangkok's gay fun.