It started with a ping.
An email from a woman named Tatiana, confessing true love.
It all sounded rather suspicious - she could, to be honest, do a lot better. But she had beaten my email firewall, so fair do's to her.
It would have been rude not to, really.
Amazingly she replied back to me, and we spoke for many weeks. It seemed I had found my true love, helped by me pretending to be Geoffrey out of Rainbow.
But then, as I chronicled my travels round Russia to find her, she stopped writing.
But never mind, because along came Alina. Of course true love is not cheap, so I was soon conversing with the odd Nigerian prince and Zimbabwean refugee who just happened to require my assistance in dealing with many millions of US dollars.
What follows is my journey to find true love and a nice nest-egg as alter-ego Harold Bishop.
A story of love, lust, betrayal and copious amounts of badminton.
An email from a woman named Tatiana, confessing true love.
It all sounded rather suspicious - she could, to be honest, do a lot better. But she had beaten my email firewall, so fair do's to her.
It would have been rude not to, really.
Amazingly she replied back to me, and we spoke for many weeks. It seemed I had found my true love, helped by me pretending to be Geoffrey out of Rainbow.
But then, as I chronicled my travels round Russia to find her, she stopped writing.
But never mind, because along came Alina. Of course true love is not cheap, so I was soon conversing with the odd Nigerian prince and Zimbabwean refugee who just happened to require my assistance in dealing with many millions of US dollars.
What follows is my journey to find true love and a nice nest-egg as alter-ego Harold Bishop.
A story of love, lust, betrayal and copious amounts of badminton.
