RIDICULOUS RHYMING! HUGELY ENTERTAINING & AMUSING!
ELIAS ZAPPLE'S RHYMES FROM THE CABBAGE PATCH
MEET THE CHARACTERS INSIDE MY HEAD
Inside this book you will find,
Funny nonsense from my mind.
Zany rhymes and slimy tales,
Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails.
And a clever slug that shocks,
Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks.
Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple,
What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?
Fun and craziness! (You'll have a good time),
There's even some that do not rhyme!
Read the book, there's so much more,
Or my slugs and I will go to war!
>>>>Not much escapes the zany attention of Elias Zapple and his humorous writing is directed to young readers as well as intriguing adults... TOP 500 REVIEWER
CLASSIC NURSERY RHYMES TOLD IN THE ZAPPLE WAY!
Cinderella, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood, Three Killer Mice, The Three Little Pigs, Humpty Dumpty & Jack and Jill!
>>>>This book of rhymes is totally and utterly crazy - meaning that it is also hugely entertaining and rather funny! TOP 50 REVIEWER
NEW RHYMES!
Rhymes about a killer slug, a genius slug, a murdered slug, how best to eat a slug and much, much more including a rhyme about a sarcastic dog!
FUN ILLUSTRATIONS THROUGHOUT
Humorous & zany illustrations by Ilaeira Misirlou
Fun & zany rhymes for ages 9+.
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