Idiot entrepreneurs going cap in hand to angel investors and begging for cash. That is the magic formula that has propelled Dragons' Den to worldwide success. TV critic and avowed fan of the Den James Donaghy recaps the 11th glorious series in ruthless detail. The furious force of his rhymes are unstoppable and no one is spared – not leisure and marketing expert Devourer Medung, telecoms giant Peeturd Blownes, hotel and health club owner Jock McSlasher, creator of her own world renowned interior design brand Smelly Ploppen nor cloud computing pioneer Pies Linney.
Their victims fare no better. Ross Mendham's nervous breakdown, Texas Joe's Original Jerky, Fredy's Bath-o-matic, Benjamin's Hot Chocolate, Karisma Kidz and Bobo Buddies: all of them discussed, dealt with and dicked down like they was NOTHING.
Television's finest reality show needed a chronicler and now it has one. My God you're lucky to have him.
PLEASE do not read if you have any trace of human decency, sensitivity or good intention towards your fellow man. This probably won't be your thing. Move along, there's a love.
Their victims fare no better. Ross Mendham's nervous breakdown, Texas Joe's Original Jerky, Fredy's Bath-o-matic, Benjamin's Hot Chocolate, Karisma Kidz and Bobo Buddies: all of them discussed, dealt with and dicked down like they was NOTHING.
Television's finest reality show needed a chronicler and now it has one. My God you're lucky to have him.
PLEASE do not read if you have any trace of human decency, sensitivity or good intention towards your fellow man. This probably won't be your thing. Move along, there's a love.
