The amusing tale of a confused young girl from birth to twelve years old growing up in Yorkshire in the 1960s. Sandwiched between a mother with permanant PMS and a desire to create a spectacle everywhere she goes and a father determined to blend into the background and avoid being noticed at all costs. Throw into the mix some strange childhood friends, some sadistic teachers, interesting hairdo's and events that had to be lived to be believed and you've got a very funny book.
"Our first week in junior school, the whole class found themselves caught up in a sex scandal. Not that we realised it, we were all as clueless as each other"
"We were very excited to be at the City Hall, as for the first time we wouldn't be dancing in our underwear"!
"My mother swore that all you needed for a good tan was the wind, didnt matter if it wasn't sunny"
"Me and Johnny went everywhere together, we were like Forest Gump and Jenny, only with Yorkshire accents"
A must read for everyone that ever had to grow up wearing their mother's dubious knitting and enduring humiliating visits from the nit nurse!
Volume One : Volume 2 Dont Tell My Mum! available for download now.
"Our first week in junior school, the whole class found themselves caught up in a sex scandal. Not that we realised it, we were all as clueless as each other"
"We were very excited to be at the City Hall, as for the first time we wouldn't be dancing in our underwear"!
"My mother swore that all you needed for a good tan was the wind, didnt matter if it wasn't sunny"
"Me and Johnny went everywhere together, we were like Forest Gump and Jenny, only with Yorkshire accents"
A must read for everyone that ever had to grow up wearing their mother's dubious knitting and enduring humiliating visits from the nit nurse!
Volume One : Volume 2 Dont Tell My Mum! available for download now.
