Criminal Behaviour: The Funniest and Most Explicit Stories from the Police and Justice System

Whether you've just tried to sell drugs to a uniformed policeman or you've just been pulled over whilst drunk and being pulled off, Criminal Behaviour will bring your worst misdemeanors to light. Related anonymously by the nation's coppers, lawyers, social workers and parole officers, each story demonstrates just how incapable and incompetent some of our law breakers are. Criminal Behaviour salutes those who protect us from criminal idiocy whilst serving up a fresh new helping of belly laughs in the process. Brought to you from the award-winning team behind 101 Uses of a Dead Kindle (winner of two Scottish Design Awards 2013), If Dogs Could Swear (nomitated for a Scottish Design Award 2014), and Robbie Guillory's Amazon #1 bestseller, In Rude Health, Criminal Behaviour is sometimes distrurbing, always uncompromising, and an utterly hilarious exposé of crime's least dignified culprits.