There's a knack to ensuring you'll never be asked to do something again,
and that's to make such a hash of it the first time your assistance will
forever be seen as the death knell of any form of productivity or
promptitude. However, simply being useless isn't enough - there's
always someone more inept, somewhere.
You have to be useless in a way so unique and bizarre it appears even
the simplest set of instructions is alien to you, and the mere suggestion
of bringing you on board is met with widespread mirth and derision.
They'll think you're an idiot - you'll know better.
This is the second collection of Latchkey, a daily comic strip that takes its cue from the likes of The Perishers, Calvin and Hobbes and Peanuts. A handful of weird kids, endless summers and a world of adventure.
and that's to make such a hash of it the first time your assistance will
forever be seen as the death knell of any form of productivity or
promptitude. However, simply being useless isn't enough - there's
always someone more inept, somewhere.
You have to be useless in a way so unique and bizarre it appears even
the simplest set of instructions is alien to you, and the mere suggestion
of bringing you on board is met with widespread mirth and derision.
They'll think you're an idiot - you'll know better.
This is the second collection of Latchkey, a daily comic strip that takes its cue from the likes of The Perishers, Calvin and Hobbes and Peanuts. A handful of weird kids, endless summers and a world of adventure.