Heroic levels of drug intake, STD-defying unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners, wasting of amounts of money large enough to clear third-world debt and tales of powering through hit after hit in front of sell out stadium crowds… This book contains none of these things.
Here I will tell you the tale of a musician who never made it, a man who never troubled the charts or nibbled the elbow of awesomeness. The story of a soul untroubled by the pressures and expectations of fans, or talent. You’ll laugh, you’ll pity me, but most of all hopefully you’ll empathise and enjoy this tale, whether you are involved in a band of your own or not.
Quotes from Amazon reviews of Andrew Culture's other books:
"Andrew takes you places where you've never been before. A thorough romp and a half: not to be missed or misread."
"Great fun and I look forward to buying more from this author."
"The author has the rare ability to make charming and funny observations."
"Give this man a column in the paper, I say!"
"I did enjoy it & really felt for the character as I could easily see myself in the same situation."
"Andrews writing is funny, and allows you to become the character."
"Very well written and enjoyable. Looking forward to more."
"An entertaining read with some laugh out aloud moments."
Here I will tell you the tale of a musician who never made it, a man who never troubled the charts or nibbled the elbow of awesomeness. The story of a soul untroubled by the pressures and expectations of fans, or talent. You’ll laugh, you’ll pity me, but most of all hopefully you’ll empathise and enjoy this tale, whether you are involved in a band of your own or not.
Quotes from Amazon reviews of Andrew Culture's other books:
"Andrew takes you places where you've never been before. A thorough romp and a half: not to be missed or misread."
"Great fun and I look forward to buying more from this author."
"The author has the rare ability to make charming and funny observations."
"Give this man a column in the paper, I say!"
"I did enjoy it & really felt for the character as I could easily see myself in the same situation."
"Andrews writing is funny, and allows you to become the character."
"Very well written and enjoyable. Looking forward to more."
"An entertaining read with some laugh out aloud moments."
