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It wasn't even noon, but I realized long before that moment that the amount of booze it would take to make this vacation better was unfathomable. I was nearly certain the stupid ship didn't carry enough to make the weekend tolerable, but my best friend Tori was already buzzed. I figured I'd at least get onto the ship before I started sucking down strawberry daiquiris, though that was looking bleak because I wanted nothing more than to get drunk before we even boarded this thing.
“Chin up, buttercup,” Tori said, plopping down next to me. The beer she held in her hand sloshed over, spilling onto the carpeted floor. I have no idea why they let her in with an open container, but I didn't make the rules. “You look so angry.”
“Why? Because I'm not in a straw hat and a rainbow wrap?” I asked. Tori rolled her eyes, flipping her blond hair dramatically. She reeked of coconut oil and booze, a perfect combination for a weekend that screamed, step aside, bitches, tourist on a cruise!
“I am being tropical,” she said. “We're going on a cruise. Let's be tropical.” Okay, so she had a point. I didn't exactly scream “island-ready” in a pair of jeans and a button up tee shirt. But when you're my size, three times the mass of your best friend, an ity-bitty rainbow wrap seemed like nothing but an open door for taunts and teases. I mean, I know most of that stuff ceased in high school, but it wasn't rare to get the occasional straggler who got a kick out of making fun of other people.
“I hope this boat has air conditioning,” Jake Foster, Tori's fiance, said. On the other side of me, he tugged restlessly at his shirt collar. A woman in another short skirt passed, and I saw his eyes go straight to her ass. Not that I could blame him—it was a nice ass. Tori, however, rolled her eyes and sighed loudly, as if he'd just announced the sky was blue.
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It wasn't even noon, but I realized long before that moment that the amount of booze it would take to make this vacation better was unfathomable. I was nearly certain the stupid ship didn't carry enough to make the weekend tolerable, but my best friend Tori was already buzzed. I figured I'd at least get onto the ship before I started sucking down strawberry daiquiris, though that was looking bleak because I wanted nothing more than to get drunk before we even boarded this thing.
“Chin up, buttercup,” Tori said, plopping down next to me. The beer she held in her hand sloshed over, spilling onto the carpeted floor. I have no idea why they let her in with an open container, but I didn't make the rules. “You look so angry.”
“Why? Because I'm not in a straw hat and a rainbow wrap?” I asked. Tori rolled her eyes, flipping her blond hair dramatically. She reeked of coconut oil and booze, a perfect combination for a weekend that screamed, step aside, bitches, tourist on a cruise!
“I am being tropical,” she said. “We're going on a cruise. Let's be tropical.” Okay, so she had a point. I didn't exactly scream “island-ready” in a pair of jeans and a button up tee shirt. But when you're my size, three times the mass of your best friend, an ity-bitty rainbow wrap seemed like nothing but an open door for taunts and teases. I mean, I know most of that stuff ceased in high school, but it wasn't rare to get the occasional straggler who got a kick out of making fun of other people.
“I hope this boat has air conditioning,” Jake Foster, Tori's fiance, said. On the other side of me, he tugged restlessly at his shirt collar. A woman in another short skirt passed, and I saw his eyes go straight to her ass. Not that I could blame him—it was a nice ass. Tori, however, rolled her eyes and sighed loudly, as if he'd just announced the sky was blue.
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