IP Grinning presents... '299 Funny Jokes for Kids', a fun, silly, and achingly cheesy joke book.
299 Funny Jokes for Kids is a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves.
Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it.
Joke books for kids on kindle are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes.
Click on the cover above to see a sample of the jokes or read on....
1.
What happened to the man who crossed a T-Rex with a chicken?
He got tyrannosaurus pecks!
2.
What happened to the man who crossed a cockerel, a poodle and a ghost?
He got a cocker poodle boo!
3.
Why does no-one ever hear pterodactyls using the bathroom?
Because they have a silent P!
4.
Why do you rarely see a lionfish?
They can’t hold the rods with their paws!
5.
Why does the ocean not allow underwater playgrounds?
It’s afraid of sea-saws!
6.
What do you call a man floating in the sea?
Bob!
7.
Why was the alien green?
It hadn’t taken its space sickness pills!
8.
Why do dogs always run in circles?
Because they don’t know how many sides a rectangle has!
9.
Why don’t crabs share their food?
Because they're shellfish!
10.
What did the rats play at recess?
Hide and squeak!
Reviews for other IP Grinning joke books
Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)
Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes!
Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)
This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these!
Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)
I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members.
My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)
My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh.
Silly Jokes, perfect for kids, November 5, 2013 By Heather Affolter Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is from: 101 Halloween Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)
Fun for the kids and even made co-workers smile. Who can help but chuckle at silly jokes...Perfect for elementary aged kids.
Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again.
