"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." E. E. Cummings
This e-book, like the legendary cave discovered by Ali Baba, contains a treasury, not of gold and diamonds, but of humorous quotations and funny one-liners. Its sole aim is to cheer you up and make you laugh.
"We are happy because we laugh; not the other way around." Annette Goodheart
"The best time for laughing is when you can." Jessamyn West
"At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities." Jean Houston
This e-book helps you to understand the true nature of laughter and to develop the crucial ability to laugh at yourself.
"The first time I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion." Fred Allen
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They’re not laughing now." Bob Monkhouse
These hilarious quotations are arranged in hyperlinked categories including the power of laughter; health benefits of laughter; laughing exercise; doctors; positive attitude; work; education; old age; and death
This e-book can help you to take an instant vacation and take others along with you by sharing these quotations on Twitter, Facebook, and other social media.
For example, understand the benefits of physical fitness:
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres
"I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing." Source Unknown
If you have a problem with pride and prejudice, you are not alone:
"I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it." Bob Hope
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." Isaac Asimov
You will also learn the importance of values, principles, ethics, morality:
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." Yogi Berra
"I have 2,000 books and no bookcase. No one will loan me a bookcase." Henny Youngman
Do you need to boost your income?
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket." Will Rogers
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." Oscar Wilde
Not all quotations are funny. Some of the quotations have been selected for their feel-good factor.
"My religion is simple, my religion is kindness." Dalai Lama
"Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing." Mother Teresa
"Humor is the fastest, fleetest way of giving—it can change pain to joy in a mere millisecond." Stephen Post
Finally, this e-book will help you to deal with old age and death:
"You still chase women, but only downhill." Bob Hope
"A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’" Claude Pepper
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Will Rogers
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." Yogi Berra
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." Sam Goldwyn
In truth, laughter is the best gift you can give yourself right now.
And it's the best gift you can give to others.
"He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh." Quran
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up." Mark Twain
"A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us." Orison Swett Marden
When is the last time you laughed out loud?
What's stopping you right now?
Read this e-book to get a flying start.
This e-book, like the legendary cave discovered by Ali Baba, contains a treasury, not of gold and diamonds, but of humorous quotations and funny one-liners. Its sole aim is to cheer you up and make you laugh.
"We are happy because we laugh; not the other way around." Annette Goodheart
"The best time for laughing is when you can." Jessamyn West
"At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities." Jean Houston
This e-book helps you to understand the true nature of laughter and to develop the crucial ability to laugh at yourself.
"The first time I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion." Fred Allen
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They’re not laughing now." Bob Monkhouse
These hilarious quotations are arranged in hyperlinked categories including the power of laughter; health benefits of laughter; laughing exercise; doctors; positive attitude; work; education; old age; and death
This e-book can help you to take an instant vacation and take others along with you by sharing these quotations on Twitter, Facebook, and other social media.
For example, understand the benefits of physical fitness:
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres
"I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing." Source Unknown
If you have a problem with pride and prejudice, you are not alone:
"I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it." Bob Hope
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." Isaac Asimov
You will also learn the importance of values, principles, ethics, morality:
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." Yogi Berra
"I have 2,000 books and no bookcase. No one will loan me a bookcase." Henny Youngman
Do you need to boost your income?
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket." Will Rogers
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." Oscar Wilde
Not all quotations are funny. Some of the quotations have been selected for their feel-good factor.
"My religion is simple, my religion is kindness." Dalai Lama
"Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing." Mother Teresa
"Humor is the fastest, fleetest way of giving—it can change pain to joy in a mere millisecond." Stephen Post
Finally, this e-book will help you to deal with old age and death:
"You still chase women, but only downhill." Bob Hope
"A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’" Claude Pepper
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Will Rogers
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." Yogi Berra
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." Sam Goldwyn
In truth, laughter is the best gift you can give yourself right now.
And it's the best gift you can give to others.
"He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh." Quran
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up." Mark Twain
"A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us." Orison Swett Marden
When is the last time you laughed out loud?
What's stopping you right now?
Read this e-book to get a flying start.
