Funny status updates for your Wonderpage, Facebook, Twitter and MySpace profiles.
If you ever get stuck when it comes to updating your status this little guide can help you out. It includes gems such as...
* the kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil
* if I see one more commercial featuring a Lexus with a gigantic bow on it, I swear I'm gonna throw this caviar dish at my 96" TV
* just bought my epileptic mate a strobe light for his birthday ... he'll have a f*****g fit when he sees it!
* thinks bendy buses should make accordion noises as they go round corners
* is making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
If you ever get stuck when it comes to updating your status this little guide can help you out. It includes gems such as...
* the kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil
* if I see one more commercial featuring a Lexus with a gigantic bow on it, I swear I'm gonna throw this caviar dish at my 96" TV
* just bought my epileptic mate a strobe light for his birthday ... he'll have a f*****g fit when he sees it!
* thinks bendy buses should make accordion noises as they go round corners
* is making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
