This book is a classic collection of funny
one-liners and witty sayings. Sit back
and enjoy what these great comedic
minds have had to say about life, love,
and happiness.
"A computer once beat me at chess, but
it was no match for me at kick boxing."
~Emo Phillips
"I read about the evils of drinking,
so I gave up reading."
~Henny Youngman
"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?"
~Steven Wright
"Who discovered we could get milk
from cows, and what did he THINK
he was doing at the time?"
~Billy Connolly
"From the moment I picked up your book
until I laid it down, I was convulsed with
laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
~Groucho Marx
one-liners and witty sayings. Sit back
and enjoy what these great comedic
minds have had to say about life, love,
and happiness.
"A computer once beat me at chess, but
it was no match for me at kick boxing."
~Emo Phillips
"I read about the evils of drinking,
so I gave up reading."
~Henny Youngman
"Is it weird in here, or is it just me?"
~Steven Wright
"Who discovered we could get milk
from cows, and what did he THINK
he was doing at the time?"
~Billy Connolly
"From the moment I picked up your book
until I laid it down, I was convulsed with
laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
~Groucho Marx
