This is bad. This is bad, bad, bad. This is MENTAL. You’re never going to believe what’s happening, but I’m literally hiding out in a bunker while the world explodes. Everything I built—gone. Just like that. You wanna know why?
Aliens. Guaranteed. It’s aliens. I mean it! There was literally like a portal in the sky, and fifty billion little cubes fell down from the sky. And then some weirdo guy called Henry started coming out of all of the cubes, and there’s a bazillion little Henrys running around terrorizing the place. I got everyone else into bunkers, but we’re all gonna die. Guaranteed.
And I’m out of Snickers. This sucks. But it’s kinda sick, too.
Aliens. Guaranteed. It’s aliens. I mean it! There was literally like a portal in the sky, and fifty billion little cubes fell down from the sky. And then some weirdo guy called Henry started coming out of all of the cubes, and there’s a bazillion little Henrys running around terrorizing the place. I got everyone else into bunkers, but we’re all gonna die. Guaranteed.
And I’m out of Snickers. This sucks. But it’s kinda sick, too.
