BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside!
For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of the funniest dog FART BOOK story of all times!
Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter.
This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2.
All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time.
It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before!
The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL!
Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art!
I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations.
FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 - Part 1 & 2 + FART BOOK: Fart Freestyle Sounds On the Highest New Yorker Skyscraper Tops & Beyond - Volume 2 is something for young and old.
Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur...
El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this:
* The Wake Upper Popper
* The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot
* The Flying Carpet
* The Backpack Burster
* The Gasification In The Car
* The Neighbour Detonator
* The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism
* The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book)
* The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater
* The Stinky Tsunami
* The Lego Blower
* The Hand Stinker
* The Marshmallow Shooter
* The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper
* The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop
and many more...
In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities like:
* How To Jump Higher
* How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums?
* Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art
* The 18th Hole Trick
* Baseball Power Hitting
* The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book)
and many more bean blowing stories...
One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo:
"Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants.
I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!"
Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can benefit and participate in an interactive way:
* read the stories
* listen to them while reading simultaneously
* enjoying the wonderful colorful and hilarious illustrations
* determining El Ninjo's next fart path yourself!
Go ahead...purchase it right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book.
Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book.
If you love Basketball For Kids - New York For Kids & Funny Dog Farts this book is for you!
Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook!
For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of the funniest dog FART BOOK story of all times!
Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter.
This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of New & Enhanced Version of: Volume 1 Part 1 & 2 + Volume 2.
All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time.
It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before!
The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL!
Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art!
I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations.
FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 - Part 1 & 2 + FART BOOK: Fart Freestyle Sounds On the Highest New Yorker Skyscraper Tops & Beyond - Volume 2 is something for young and old.
Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur...
El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this:
* The Wake Upper Popper
* The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot
* The Flying Carpet
* The Backpack Burster
* The Gasification In The Car
* The Neighbour Detonator
* The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism
* The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book)
* The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater
* The Stinky Tsunami
* The Lego Blower
* The Hand Stinker
* The Marshmallow Shooter
* The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper
* The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop
and many more...
In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities like:
* How To Jump Higher
* How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums?
* Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art
* The 18th Hole Trick
* Baseball Power Hitting
* The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book)
and many more bean blowing stories...
One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo:
"Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants.
I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!"
Take a peek inside to see the awesome way that you can benefit and participate in an interactive way:
* read the stories
* listen to them while reading simultaneously
* enjoying the wonderful colorful and hilarious illustrations
* determining El Ninjo's next fart path yourself!
Go ahead...purchase it right now and download the Audio version that is included inside each chapter of the farting dog book.
Each bottom burping story also comes with a beautifully colored illustration so that the fun becomes triple fun with this hilarious dog farts book.
If you love Basketball For Kids - New York For Kids & Funny Dog Farts this book is for you!
Each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, the colored illustration, and the audiobook!
