Pole dancing - that's it. I can do that. I used to be a gymnast as a kid. Well I used to run around in the garden with a long ribbon pretending I was a gymnast during the Olympics…that's just the same, right?
Well, I just need to tone up a little and lose that last, ahem, thirty pounds. I know, I know, But hey I've lost seventy-pounds already so give me a break! I'll tell you what though - it's not been easy. There's temptation everywhere, and the slimmer I get, the temptation is morphing from cup cakes into men. Or maybe cup cake covered men? mmmm.
Oops, sorry about that. Anyways, I need to lose another thirty pounds and I just know that pole dancing is the answer - then watch out world. Or more in particular, watch out if you're a single guy - I have cup cakes and I know how to use them.
Well, I just need to tone up a little and lose that last, ahem, thirty pounds. I know, I know, But hey I've lost seventy-pounds already so give me a break! I'll tell you what though - it's not been easy. There's temptation everywhere, and the slimmer I get, the temptation is morphing from cup cakes into men. Or maybe cup cake covered men? mmmm.
Oops, sorry about that. Anyways, I need to lose another thirty pounds and I just know that pole dancing is the answer - then watch out world. Or more in particular, watch out if you're a single guy - I have cup cakes and I know how to use them.
