KGB Carmen, the Vegetarian Vampire Lesbian of Seville
Mrs. Worthington is Stinky’s biggest client measured by the size and splendor of her pearls. She asks Stinky to help her to reach an agreement with a creative, audience-challenged director / impresario in “Stinky and the Impresario.”
In the main attraction, "A Stinky Night at the Opera," the same ambitious impresario/director leans on Stinky to help his prima donna deal with the IRS. If tax troubles weren’t enough, the volatile soprano isn’t buying the director's radical interpretation of Carmen as a deep cover KGB spy and Stinky is soon sucked in deeper than the IRS’s mailbox on April 15. Will the diva break more bric-a-brac, break her contract or break box office records? It’s a bumpy night (bumps and grinds, actually) when the diva fastens something more interesting than a seat belt at the dress rehearsal. Will the fat lady sing? Read on.
About Stinky Stories
Stinky and Eddie appear in almost eighty comic short stories in the #1 bestselling Amazon series. Stinky is chatty and insouciant, and while Eddie may not say as much, when something needs to be done, he’s already doing it. They’re as close as Brooklyn and Queens and as unlikely to separate.
Stinky doesn’t go looking for trouble, but he can’t hide from it. It’s part of the “best looking man on the planet” package. His work and family connections tie him to all the city’s civic leaders and the crazier their ideas, the more likely they are to ask Stinky for help. Stinky’s favorite soprano needs his deft hand when her debut in a straight play threatens to flat line. Stinky shows his cleverness when he saves the city’s beloved Little Theater, so its benefactors ask him to look into a faded historic home to see if it has a future. Stinky and Eddie would like to live quietly, but lucky for us that never happens.
Stinky and Eddie are supported by a collection of outrageous guest stars and an ever expanding cast of relatives. The stories are witty and literate and readers don’t have to leave their brains in a jar to enjoy them. Whether it’s a flat-out farce, bedroom comedy, sexy romp, sly satire or screwball family intrigue, you’re never far from a happy ending in every Stinky story. Isn’t that what we really need these days?
If you’re curious about Stinky and Eddie’s other humorous adventures, go to www.stinkyandeddie.com for quotes of the week, frequently asked questions, publication information and news of our boys’ dealings.
Information about Peter Grant’s published works, Stinky or otherwise is on his Amazon author page:
https://amazon.com/author/grantpeter
For more information about talented cover artist and filmmaker Waylon Bacon:
www.waylonbacon.com
Related stories are listed at the end for further reading.
