I can see you. You made a big mistake. Two, actually. But you don’t even know who you really are. Robert Bang—that’s not your real name. And your so-called grandparents decided to hide you in this shitty small town in the Arctic. But I see you in the window. I’ve finally found you.
You have no friends. You’re bored, angry, and frustrated. And you’re more clueless than my left nut. Guess what? Tomorrow I’m going to transfer to your school. I’ll be your new friend. I’ll make you laugh. I’ll teabag you in your sleep if that’s what it takes. I have my ways and I’ve got something you don’t. I know who I am. I know where we both come from, but you will never believe it.
Seeing is believing, as the humans say. But you’ve been living among them for too long. You don’t even believe in yourself. You’re an atheist god and you’re about to die. In the end, Robert, you’ll be the death of the Norse gods. But you’ll never see it coming. None of you will.
About Endangered Norse Gods
Endangered Norse Gods is an adventurous fantasy series about Robert Bang, an atheist god struggling to keep his anger in check, and his head attached to his neck, as a dangerous friendship turns into betrayal. When you’re a Norse god, believing in yourself just might be what it takes to prevent Ragnarok and the end of the nine worlds. But first you’ve got to figure out who you’re really up against—and who you can trust.
The Lost Sons of Asgard is the first book in Erik Brodin’s unusually entertaining trilogy.
You have no friends. You’re bored, angry, and frustrated. And you’re more clueless than my left nut. Guess what? Tomorrow I’m going to transfer to your school. I’ll be your new friend. I’ll make you laugh. I’ll teabag you in your sleep if that’s what it takes. I have my ways and I’ve got something you don’t. I know who I am. I know where we both come from, but you will never believe it.
Seeing is believing, as the humans say. But you’ve been living among them for too long. You don’t even believe in yourself. You’re an atheist god and you’re about to die. In the end, Robert, you’ll be the death of the Norse gods. But you’ll never see it coming. None of you will.
About Endangered Norse Gods
Endangered Norse Gods is an adventurous fantasy series about Robert Bang, an atheist god struggling to keep his anger in check, and his head attached to his neck, as a dangerous friendship turns into betrayal. When you’re a Norse god, believing in yourself just might be what it takes to prevent Ragnarok and the end of the nine worlds. But first you’ve got to figure out who you’re really up against—and who you can trust.
The Lost Sons of Asgard is the first book in Erik Brodin’s unusually entertaining trilogy.
