A hilarious true story of sex and adventures in Bangkok Thailand as one man makes the most of dating and more. Sexually explicit, funny, and 100% true. The ultimate primer for anyone considering a trip to the worlds greatest sex playground. Not suitable for women without a fully evolved sense of humour.
"To make conversation I ask my masseuse if she had BOOM-BOOM last night too. She thought for a moment and then remembered yes. I ask her if Thai man or western man, and she said Thai. So I asked if it was her husband; and she told me it was. Then we chat about her husband and son while she periodically tickles my balls and strokes my shaft trying to get me to go for a 500 bht hand job."
"After such stimulation Rust was keen to return the favour, so she set to work on a BJ. But oh my…. Not a goddamn clue what she was doing. Frankly if you ripped the front grill off C3PO’s mouth and let him spasmodically bob up and down on your chubby you would get a comparable sensation. I resolved that tomorrow night in our hotel on the River Kwai I was going to teach this girl proper blow-job technique. What a nice guy I am."
"We arrived on soi Cowboy, and I was surprised, just one fairly small street, although packed. We walked down it so I could take its measure, and then diverted inside a ladyboy bar so I could have a gander. Soph had seen it all before, but I was intrigued. Especially by the older waitresses. The ‘ladies’ in their 20’s on stage were – at a brief glance – passable. But then you had the older ‘ladies’ in their 30’s and 40's serving drinks who were presumably yesteryears stage ladies. They looked bloody comedic, like something out of Little Britain. None of them could pass even at a glance, they were just these big dudes with broad shoulders and chiselled jaws and a perfect gravity defying racks of tits on them. One of the dudes was especially solid looking. He looked like he could smash my face in with those big manly hands, and then nuzzle said face in his ample bosom if he so wished. Oh, and he wore a pinny and high heels"
"To make conversation I ask my masseuse if she had BOOM-BOOM last night too. She thought for a moment and then remembered yes. I ask her if Thai man or western man, and she said Thai. So I asked if it was her husband; and she told me it was. Then we chat about her husband and son while she periodically tickles my balls and strokes my shaft trying to get me to go for a 500 bht hand job."
"After such stimulation Rust was keen to return the favour, so she set to work on a BJ. But oh my…. Not a goddamn clue what she was doing. Frankly if you ripped the front grill off C3PO’s mouth and let him spasmodically bob up and down on your chubby you would get a comparable sensation. I resolved that tomorrow night in our hotel on the River Kwai I was going to teach this girl proper blow-job technique. What a nice guy I am."
"We arrived on soi Cowboy, and I was surprised, just one fairly small street, although packed. We walked down it so I could take its measure, and then diverted inside a ladyboy bar so I could have a gander. Soph had seen it all before, but I was intrigued. Especially by the older waitresses. The ‘ladies’ in their 20’s on stage were – at a brief glance – passable. But then you had the older ‘ladies’ in their 30’s and 40's serving drinks who were presumably yesteryears stage ladies. They looked bloody comedic, like something out of Little Britain. None of them could pass even at a glance, they were just these big dudes with broad shoulders and chiselled jaws and a perfect gravity defying racks of tits on them. One of the dudes was especially solid looking. He looked like he could smash my face in with those big manly hands, and then nuzzle said face in his ample bosom if he so wished. Oh, and he wore a pinny and high heels"
