He’d never faced a problem he couldn’t have executed…
The King enjoys being King. He enjoys executing anyone who annoys him, and he enjoys inventing creative ways to avoid his royal duties. But the King yearns for love. Sadly, women find him repulsive, for the very things he enjoys doing most. Soon, the King’s misguided quest for love comes to threaten his very position on the throne. If he can’t change his ways, he won’t just be alone – he will be usurped, and his monarchy will be replaced by something far more wretched, like (shudder) democracy.
Royal Flush is a laugh out loud comedy that will make you love the King when you should hate him the most. If you like Monty Python, Terry Pratchett, and Douglas Adams, then you’ll love this award-winning novel that combines all of their best traits in a medieval romp.
Buy this book if you want to crack up in public today! Or you could read it at home. That’s fine too.
The King enjoys being King. He enjoys executing anyone who annoys him, and he enjoys inventing creative ways to avoid his royal duties. But the King yearns for love. Sadly, women find him repulsive, for the very things he enjoys doing most. Soon, the King’s misguided quest for love comes to threaten his very position on the throne. If he can’t change his ways, he won’t just be alone – he will be usurped, and his monarchy will be replaced by something far more wretched, like (shudder) democracy.
Royal Flush is a laugh out loud comedy that will make you love the King when you should hate him the most. If you like Monty Python, Terry Pratchett, and Douglas Adams, then you’ll love this award-winning novel that combines all of their best traits in a medieval romp.
Buy this book if you want to crack up in public today! Or you could read it at home. That’s fine too.
