Big Sally-Ann’s dad wins big at the bookies, so he invests in a feg run to Benidorm for Maggie and Big Sally-Ann. They’ll buy the fags, bring them home to sell on the Shankill Road and share the proceeds. Speculate to accumulate and all that.
Sun, sea … and Sticky Vicky – what more could you ask for?
But, of course, the holiday doesn’t run smoothly and, as well as pedalos, ice cream sliders and a pair of nudists from Rathcoole, who turns up at the same hotel but Belfast’s answer to Christian Grey?
