**Parental Advisory - this book contains frequent strong language and adult content/themes.
March
20 Tuesday
Hangover 6.4
Rang pay per click agency and demanded a full performance analysis from the last twelve months. Sir Chad-a-lot has called a European management meeting in France for tomorrow. Flashed the Gold Card at Bovril Brenda and told her to book me a business class seat to Charles de Gaulle. I love a good European trip, as there are always plenty of foreign totty on show. They maybe strangers to the old Phillips Ladyshave but get them in the sheets and they go like the proverbial TGV.
Reception Jane called up and said there was an articulated lorry stuck in the car park trying to deliver 50,000 pens. She sounded really pissed off because she was on half day and didn’t want to stay about to unload them. I told her I would love to help but I had a frightfully important business trip to prepare for. I then disappeared home to pack and fantasise about the Mademoiselle Kinky I will no doubt meet on the morrow.
Tom Brooks is the Regional Vice President of A.R.S.(Software). He is bigoted, lazy, chauvinistic, egotistical, sexist, a crap marketer and a bit of a drunkard. Follow Brooks and his motley group of mates as he goes through a year of doing as little as possible while taking as much credit for other people's work as he can get away with. His stories will make you cringe, shout, cry and laugh out loud - you would hate to work with him, but you will definitely want to read about him.
March
20 Tuesday
Hangover 6.4
Rang pay per click agency and demanded a full performance analysis from the last twelve months. Sir Chad-a-lot has called a European management meeting in France for tomorrow. Flashed the Gold Card at Bovril Brenda and told her to book me a business class seat to Charles de Gaulle. I love a good European trip, as there are always plenty of foreign totty on show. They maybe strangers to the old Phillips Ladyshave but get them in the sheets and they go like the proverbial TGV.
Reception Jane called up and said there was an articulated lorry stuck in the car park trying to deliver 50,000 pens. She sounded really pissed off because she was on half day and didn’t want to stay about to unload them. I told her I would love to help but I had a frightfully important business trip to prepare for. I then disappeared home to pack and fantasise about the Mademoiselle Kinky I will no doubt meet on the morrow.
Tom Brooks is the Regional Vice President of A.R.S.(Software). He is bigoted, lazy, chauvinistic, egotistical, sexist, a crap marketer and a bit of a drunkard. Follow Brooks and his motley group of mates as he goes through a year of doing as little as possible while taking as much credit for other people's work as he can get away with. His stories will make you cringe, shout, cry and laugh out loud - you would hate to work with him, but you will definitely want to read about him.
