This book presents the lighter side of Prophet Muhammad’s life. It tells jokes surrounding his life and his companions.
Table of Contents
I. The Last Man to Go to Paradise
II. Old Lady Won’t Go to Heaven
III. Nu’aiman and a Blind Man
IV. Who Want to Buy This Slave?
V. The Luckiest Man in the World
VI. Muhammad and a Pastor
VII. God is Amazed at What You’ve Done Last Night
VIII. Nu’aiman and Slave Buyer
IX. Nu’aiman and A Honey Seller
X. Nu’aiman and a Camel
XI. Who’s the Most Hungry?
XII. Baby Camel
XIII. If You Die First, I Will...
XIV. We’re Even Now!
XV. White Part of the Eyes
XVI. When Satan Vomits
XVII. Who Eats the Most Dates?
XVIII. I Know When You’re Angry At Me
XIX. God, Please Forgive Me, But I Have to Eat You
XX. I Am Your Brother
XXI. The Last Man to Come Out of Hell
Reference
According to Islamic tradition, Prophet Muhammad was always smiling. One of his companions ‘Abd Allah ‘ibn Harits said, “I have never seen anyone who smiled as much as the Prophet.”
‘Aisyah, the Prophet’s youngest wife, said, “The Prophet was the most caring and the most generous of people. He was just like any other man, except that he was always smiling and laughing." She also said that the Prophet used to repair his own sandals, sew his own clothes and did house works.
The Prophet said, “Your smile to your brothers is an act of charity.” In other hadith, he said, “Your smile to your brothers is a good deed.”
"Old Lady Won't Go to Heaven"
An old lady (Shafiyah, an aged aunt of the Prophet, according to one of the hadiths) asked the Prophet, “O Messenger of God, please pray for me that I may go to the paradise.”
The Prophet smiled and answered, “Oh, I’m sorry Ma’am. But there is no old lady in heaven.”
The old lady cried and went away upon hearing his answer.
The Prophet then asked someone to go after her. “Tell the old lady that she won’t go to paradise as an old lady.” (God will make her young again and beautiful).
He then quoted the verses 35-37 of al-Waqi’ah (The Day of Judgment): “Indeed, We created them (female inhabitants in Paradise) of a novel creation. And made all of them virgins.Loving their husbands and of equal age, fluent, and sweet of tongue.
Notes: According to Islamic faith, men and women who enter the paradise will become young again and have a perfect appearance regardless of what they look like in the past.
Table of Contents
I. The Last Man to Go to Paradise
II. Old Lady Won’t Go to Heaven
III. Nu’aiman and a Blind Man
IV. Who Want to Buy This Slave?
V. The Luckiest Man in the World
VI. Muhammad and a Pastor
VII. God is Amazed at What You’ve Done Last Night
VIII. Nu’aiman and Slave Buyer
IX. Nu’aiman and A Honey Seller
X. Nu’aiman and a Camel
XI. Who’s the Most Hungry?
XII. Baby Camel
XIII. If You Die First, I Will...
XIV. We’re Even Now!
XV. White Part of the Eyes
XVI. When Satan Vomits
XVII. Who Eats the Most Dates?
XVIII. I Know When You’re Angry At Me
XIX. God, Please Forgive Me, But I Have to Eat You
XX. I Am Your Brother
XXI. The Last Man to Come Out of Hell
Reference
According to Islamic tradition, Prophet Muhammad was always smiling. One of his companions ‘Abd Allah ‘ibn Harits said, “I have never seen anyone who smiled as much as the Prophet.”
‘Aisyah, the Prophet’s youngest wife, said, “The Prophet was the most caring and the most generous of people. He was just like any other man, except that he was always smiling and laughing." She also said that the Prophet used to repair his own sandals, sew his own clothes and did house works.
The Prophet said, “Your smile to your brothers is an act of charity.” In other hadith, he said, “Your smile to your brothers is a good deed.”
"Old Lady Won't Go to Heaven"
An old lady (Shafiyah, an aged aunt of the Prophet, according to one of the hadiths) asked the Prophet, “O Messenger of God, please pray for me that I may go to the paradise.”
The Prophet smiled and answered, “Oh, I’m sorry Ma’am. But there is no old lady in heaven.”
The old lady cried and went away upon hearing his answer.
The Prophet then asked someone to go after her. “Tell the old lady that she won’t go to paradise as an old lady.” (God will make her young again and beautiful).
He then quoted the verses 35-37 of al-Waqi’ah (The Day of Judgment): “Indeed, We created them (female inhabitants in Paradise) of a novel creation. And made all of them virgins.Loving their husbands and of equal age, fluent, and sweet of tongue.
Notes: According to Islamic faith, men and women who enter the paradise will become young again and have a perfect appearance regardless of what they look like in the past.
