Dirty Pick up lines.
I Heard your looking for a stud! I have the STD all I need is U!
Inappropriate jokes
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
Momma Jokes
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Sex Jokes
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Marriage Jokes
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
I Heard your looking for a stud! I have the STD all I need is U!
Inappropriate jokes
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
Momma Jokes
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Sex Jokes
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Marriage Jokes
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
