Life Gives Me Gas: Tales From The Fat Side Synopsis
There is not enough antacid on the planet for my life.
What were you thinking? Why on Earth would you want to read a book about the life story of an average, middle-aged lesbian that does not involve scissoring?
What does it involve, you may ask?
Well, almost blowing up, the trials and tribulations of being in a retail pharmacy, mammograms and many of life's other lemons that made me one strong glass of lemonade.
So grab your antacids and hang on—it’s going to be a bumpy ride and, as I have already told you, I have gas.
There is not enough antacid on the planet for my life.
What were you thinking? Why on Earth would you want to read a book about the life story of an average, middle-aged lesbian that does not involve scissoring?
What does it involve, you may ask?
Well, almost blowing up, the trials and tribulations of being in a retail pharmacy, mammograms and many of life's other lemons that made me one strong glass of lemonade.
So grab your antacids and hang on—it’s going to be a bumpy ride and, as I have already told you, I have gas.
