The Bean Straw: Non-Flying Objects

This is a cartoon book with 125 single panel illustrations of the strange and fanciful. You will see the mundane twisted into the quirky; the rational gives way to the hypothetical: What if Dracula bit a bear? What would a cat prefer for a scratching post? What happens if you have an apple-shaped head, and you walk into an archery club meeting? How do slugs discipline their children? How can Jedi mind tricks best be used in an office meeting? What would dogs have in their reading library? What kind of music do cows listen to? If you have spent your life searching the earth for the answers to these questions, then welcome to the bizarre and funny world of The Bean Straw.