“A Brief, Yet Concise History of Tentacular Sex,” by Dr. Ben Hung, Ph.D., is a very serious fictional nonfiction book about the history and present state of tentacles. If you have been curious about the science behind tentacle monsters and the humans who love them, you will learn basically nothing from this book.
In this book you will learn some of the truths behind important historical facts that the world has kept hidden, including the Burning of Rome and Nero’s ultimate secret. Sources have been carefully ignored to offer the most sensational lies possible, disguised as truth.
However, if you are looking for something entertaining to read and filled with the kind of black humor that makes you cringe, this book is just the thing for you. It is not recommended that you follow any of the terrible advice in this book and the author is not responsible for any results that come from doing so.
Ben Hung takes the study of crypto animals as serious as he does pizza. And he really likes pizza.
In this book you will find a sampling of adult themes, including love of an octopoid and violence against make believe creatures. If this bothers you, then go back to reading stories about pretty, pretty unicorns and save this book for the big boys and girls.
In this book you will learn some of the truths behind important historical facts that the world has kept hidden, including the Burning of Rome and Nero’s ultimate secret. Sources have been carefully ignored to offer the most sensational lies possible, disguised as truth.
However, if you are looking for something entertaining to read and filled with the kind of black humor that makes you cringe, this book is just the thing for you. It is not recommended that you follow any of the terrible advice in this book and the author is not responsible for any results that come from doing so.
Ben Hung takes the study of crypto animals as serious as he does pizza. And he really likes pizza.
In this book you will find a sampling of adult themes, including love of an octopoid and violence against make believe creatures. If this bothers you, then go back to reading stories about pretty, pretty unicorns and save this book for the big boys and girls.
